<\/p>\n
Six foot two<\/p>\n
Weighs two-thirty-nine<\/p>\n
Is this an Adonis<\/p>\n
Or a malodorous swine?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Two-thirty-nine?<\/p>\n
His ass weighs that much<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t pass his physical<\/p>\n
Does this hog need a crutch?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s 4F \u201c said his doctor,<\/p>\n
\u201cHe has a bone spur in his heel<\/p>\n
Vietnam is treacherous<\/p>\n
Like a pig he will squeal.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u201cHe looks OK to me,\u201d<\/p>\n
Said an old codger<\/p>\n
But everyone knows<\/p>\n
The pig is a five-time-draft-dodger.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The vets from Vietnam<\/p>\n
Would like to know<\/p>\n
Was there really a bone spur?<\/p>\n
What did the X-rays show?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The X-rays showed nothing<\/p>\n
Just an army of lies<\/p>\n
Can you picture his fat ass<\/p>\n
Among this group of GIs?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
All gave some<\/p>\n
Some gave all<\/p>\n
What has he given?<\/p>\n
Nada, nothing, nothing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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